don’t be square!
Friday, May 8, 2015
Way back in 1978 New York led the way towards cleaner streets with the world’s first big city poop-scoop law.
Even a book was inspired by it.
If you didn’t clean up it could cost you $250.
The streets have been cleaner ever since.
Not so across the pond.
In London suburbs called Barking (no less), the local council has had quite enough of scraping souvenirs from their shoes.
So now they are really getting serious.
By April 2016 every local dog will have to submit a swab from inside its cheek...
...and have the DNA profile uploaded to the PooPrints™ registry.
Wardens will patrol 27 City Parks and take a test sample of anything they find.
The tests are 99.9% accurate and so fines of about $125 will be levied.
It’s time to teach dogs to clean up after themselves.
Now if we could just get them to scrub out the toilet, too.
Have a great weekend!
Thursday, May 7, 2015
Only in America do we conflate the regulation of deadly weapons with the freedom of speech in our Constitution.
That’s not a likely debate in the more highly evolved
and sensible European countries.
But hand it to radical Libertarian Cody Wilson, a Texas law school drop-out who now heads a firearms access group.
He wants a gun in the home of every terrorist in America and so far, government has no means to stop him.
Two years ago to the day, we posted about downloadable, 3-D printed gun files.
Obama’s State Department stepped in and demanded the files be taken down.
By then it was way too late.
Gun designers now have six shooters and have also
put them on the web.
Then the wacko survivalists hit real paydirt,
with the first printed metal gun.
Computer code is just one’s and zero’s and there is nothing in the Constitution that says you can’t distribute code.
So now Cody Wilson has sued State, saying:
This is great news for more than just Cody.
Wednesday, May 6, 2015
Tuesday, May 5, 2015
The Mayor’s policy of putting guns back into young men’s waistbands is failing monstrously.
Based upon the lovely notion that guns will decline if we just stop searching for them, our detached “leadership” now has five cops shot in five months on its hands.
Murder is up 20%.
And general crime right across the Deegan from our ClockTower has spiked a scary 30% in just 9 months.
The Mayor is sacrificing lives to liberal gunlaw...