Saturday, April 23, 2016

so much at steak

Friday, April 22, 2016

underground original



phone home

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me

than a frontal lobotomy.

Last night, my girlfriend and I were sitting in the loft
 and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state.”

“Can you imagine being dependent on some machine 
and fluids from a bottle?!”

“If that ever happens to me”, I said, 
“just pull the plug.”

So she got up, unplugged my MAC and threw out my beer.

She’s such a jerk.

Thursday, April 21, 2016

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

from our public defender correspondent


how Preet it is


Preet Bharara is one of those “not yet 50” wunderkinds 
who always appears in motion.


He was appointed by Obama to US Attorney for the Southern District and he has not rested since.

He’s a Springsteen fan, 
but he has also prosecuted almost 100 Wall Street execs.

More importantly, he has personally brought down the 
Speaker of the New York State Assembly, Sheldon Silver.


And also Majority Leader of the State Senate,
 Dean Skelos,

both on corruption.


He went to Columbia, worked for Chuck Schumer and then showed his courage by bringing criminal cases against the Gambino and Colombo New York crime families.

Last week he turned his attention to a 5 million dollar fund from companies doing business with the city.

And the receiver of all that unaccounted money?


I’m not saying de Blasio is stupid.

I’m saying he’s had poor luck so far 
in all his thinking.

Tuesday, April 19, 2016


Monday, April 18, 2016