than a frontal lobotomy.
Last night, my girlfriend and I were sitting in the loft
and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state.”
“Can you imagine being dependent on some machine
and fluids from a bottle?!”
“If that ever happens to me”, I said,
“just pull the plug.”
So she got up, unplugged my MAC and threw out my beer.
She’s such a jerk.