Saturday, October 17, 2015

I got nothin'

but dinner.

Thursday, October 15, 2015

explain to me again

...why we don’t still do this?


Wednesday, October 14, 2015

the coverup is almost always worse


In Afghanistan, women wear a burqa that covers their entire body, including their eyes behind a mesh screen.

But western Muslim women are getting their fashion on.

Muslims spent $266 billion on clothing in 2013, 
more than Japan and Italy combined.

So there’s money to be made and fashion houses are responding.

Once viewed as a patriarchic symbol of oppression, 
today’s Muslim woman embraces religious limitation but pushes boundaries on color and style.

Few believed we’d be seeing animal prints but now Oscar de la Renta, Tommy Hilfiger and Donna Karan are jumping in.

This week in Afghanistan, the Taliban was not impressed.

They’re still killing women who get an education.

Or host a broadcast.

Just wait until they get a load of this.

Tuesday, October 13, 2015

backyard hoe

Years ago, the back yard wasn’t lush with calibrated parking spaces.

You can see that transformation here:

Now we enter Phase 2, 
the new building they’ve been telling us about.

That hoe is all up in our grills.

Monday, October 12, 2015

mr. nice guy

Columbus Avenue is named for the guy we remember today, 
so I decided to look into his story.

We credit him with “discovering America” except he didn’t, he landed (four times) in what is now Haiti and the Dominican Republic.

Within 2 years he killed off a quarter of a million locals, mostly using attack dogs.

Historians place the North American population approaching 100 million in 1492, so he didn’t so much “discover” as he did invade.

His crew brought over infectious diseases like the flu and bubonic fever and pneumonia. 

Native American’s had no immunity and dropped like flies.

Syphilis was local and so after these same crews raped the native American women, they brought VD back home to Europe.

Columbus opened the slave trade routes to Africa, too. 

Queen Isabella and King Ferdinand coughed up venture capital to fund 17 ships and over 1200 men because Columbus promised gold.

But there isn’t much gold in Santo Domingo. 

So Columbus put every native into the mines, requiring 4 thimbles of gold dust per year or they'd have their hands cut off. 

Modern historians think about 10,000 
(obviously poor quality) 
miners may have bled to death this way.

Columbus’s own crew finally turned him in for this bullshit.

They testified against him and he was sentenced to 10 years in prison.

But Ferdinand pardoned him and made him sail one more time. 

He was trying to get his money back, which he never did.

But at least some of you get a day off. 

That’s not so bad.