Saturday, March 17, 2018
ROO the rescue rooster picked on the wrong chicken in the barnyard.
That chicken kicked his ass and gave him nerve damage.
His feet still work.
His legs don’t.
So his owner got him a Chicken Therapy chair with money
from the Federal Government.
I kid you not.
ROO needs to be indoors and he craps all over the floor
requiring near constant clean-up.
Twitter wasn’t having any part of this.
Friday, March 16, 2018
Why, why, why, why, why
She ran away
And I wonder
Where she will stay
My little runaway.
A-run, run, run, run, runaway.