Sunday, June 26, 2016

forbidden fruit

I saw the light.

Saturday, June 25, 2016

see food

Friday, June 24, 2016

everly single weekend

Dream, dream, dream, dream
Dream, dream, dream, dream
When I want you in my arms
When I want you and all your charms.

Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Dream, dream, dream, dream.

When I feel blue in the night
And I need you to hold me tight
Whenever I want you
All I have to do is dream.

I can make you mine, taste your lips of wine
Anytime night or day.
Only trouble is, gee whiz
I’m dreamin my life away.

I need you so that I could die
I love you so and that is why
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is dream.

shine a light

Thursday, June 23, 2016

lost its Roots

For those too young to remember the wry intelligence of Jack Paar or the impeccible standards of Johnny Carson, you’d be forgiven to think Fallon is in their league.

He is not.

What Jimmy Fallon does best of all is pander.

Haven't you noticed?

EV-ery one is the BEST and EV-ery thing is hilariously funny, to the point where his insincerity and need to be loved just makes me cringe.

Throw in his stupid drinking games and antics worthy of Ms. Marples third grade assembly, and we have the first ever Tonight Show-lite.

An entire *thing* has developed around his fake laugh!

But Fallon remains the undisputed king of late-night TV ratings-wise.

Kimmel has been hanging in with help from the NBA finals.

The true heir apparent to the insightful intelligence and the political wisdom of what was once late night tv?

But Colbert's so down in the ratings he’ll be lucky to be renewed.

Maybe a fake laugh in a fat suit is what the people really want?

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

the bodies celestial


Tuesday, June 21, 2016