firmly in cheek

Ah, the pressing questions of the day.

When Cosmo ran this story I ignored it.

But then Spy ran it, too.

1978 

Then the business pages began to report this, as if Miley invented rockstar tongue.

1979

Debbie was flashing tongue back in the 70’s.

So was Elvis.

And Ozzy.

Gene Simmons.

Kurt Cobain.

John, too.

Even Cruise was doing it in character.

Einstein had them all beat by decades.

1951

Now politicians are getting into the act. 

The President is showing promise.

But John McCain really nails it.

Good luck in the week ahead. 

:-P