Ah, the pressing questions of the day.
When Cosmo ran this story I ignored it.
But then Spy ran it, too.
Then the business pages began to report this, as if Miley invented rockstar tongue.
Debbie was flashing tongue back in the 70’s.
So was Elvis.
Even Cruise was doing it in character.
Einstein had them all beat by decades.
Now politicians are getting into the act.
The President is showing promise.
But John McCain really nails it.
Good luck in the week ahead.