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Songwriter and ClockTower contemporary George F. Root (1820-1895) wrote a call to war in 1864 named “Tramp, Tramp, Tramp” (the boys are marching.)

His favorite lyricist, Herbert Woolston, (1856-1927) had other plans.

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Inspired by Matthew 19:14...

...Woolston imagined this to the same music instead:

Just to piss-off the Tea Party, today he might add a verse:

“Straight or gay or bi or trans,

All are part of Jesus’ plans.”

“Jesus loves ALL little children of the wo-o-orld.”