Friday, August 9, 2013

just wait till he visits Sag Harbor

Life in small town America can be hard on the Police Chief.

Maywood, Illinois was founded just 5 years before our ClockTower, and about 25,000 people call it home.

On the surface things look great.

But don't let appearances fool you, underneath that sunny image the stress of daily law enforcement takes its toll.

First there's that sprinkler ordinance to enforce.

The Seniors are always partying and needing supervision.

And imagine! 
Police Chief Tim Curry earns a pitiful compensation package of only $141,774!

Worst of all, the kids won't pull their damn pants up, 
and that was the final straw.


So he gave up.

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