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FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

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2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

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3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

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5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

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