Wittenberg, Germany was home to the Reformation.
Now it is undergoing a different kind of reform.
A robopriest is being tested there to see if it offers a similar comfort.
It works like an ATM with a touch screen, except it wants the money from you.
Now some are asking if turnabout wouldn’t be fairer play.
Since real priests cannot be trusted with real children,
shouldn't a robot be the stand-in child, instead?