New Yorkers hate someone taking their time and few things are worse than someone cutting in a line.
ISIS knows how you feel.
So-called “martyrdom operation,” --a suicide bombing gig-- is highly prized because of the belief it will guarantee paradise and more virgins than you can shake a stick at.
So for months bombers wait, and wait, in line.
And here’s the thing that is really pissing them off:
Saudi militants are using their connections to pull their friends and family forward in the suicide line, forcing bombers without connections to wait for a year or more!
Who wants to wait a year for paradise?
The suicide-bomber backlog is so bad it has driven frustrated militants back to Iraq where the waiting list is somewhat shorter.
Tensions run high.
It’s more than just explosive belts setting Isis jihadists off.