I am a visitor from another world.
My name is “Testastratone”. I am a Super Futuristic, technologically advanced, artistic genius with eternally deep infinitely exotic cosmic wisdom.
I hold a Ph.D in spiritual sexophone tone communication.
My vehicle is called “The Swaggatist”.
My greatest respects to all the ladies here on West 87th Street but when nobodies [sic] looking, do not try to do sex stuff to me.
To all cougars:
I am still a youngster.
So keep your horny hands off me.
(NYPD’s cameras are filming you)
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