Wednesday, February 29, 2012

I was engaged to a girl with a wooden leg

but we broke it off. 



Leap Year 2012

2 comments:

  1. A guy with a wooden eye walks up to a woman at a singles mixer and asks her if she wants to dance. She brightens then exclaims, "would I, would I?" To that he walks away grumbling, "you ain't so hot lookin' yourself babe!"

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  2. This goes against my grain.

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