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“A 2005 survey carried out by the British Cheese Board reported that Stilton cheese seemed to cause unusual dreams when eaten before sleep.” 

The scientific study involved 200 volunteers and was conducted under controlled conditions.

“75% of men and 85% of women experienced ‘odd and vivid’ dreams after eating a 20-gram serving of the cheese half an hour prior to sleeping.”

Even when allowing for plus/minus variation, similar studies have revealed findings consistently too high for these results to fall within any random sampling. Weird dreams appear to be true.

The prevailing theory posits that bacteria involved in fermenting dairy from this particular geographic region is nearly identical to the growth on the underside of a Psylocybin mushroom.

http://www.britishcheese.com/stilton

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